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December 22, 2008
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And they did.
192 A. D.
A new emperor was wreathed.
Unfortunately, no-one liked him much, either.
Emperor: Augh!
This continued...
Emperor: Doo doo dee doo... Hurg!
For many years...
Emperor: GACK!
SFX: thunk
Emperor: argle
Emperor: GUH!
SFX: gulp gulp gulp
Emperor: ! BLEH
The military tried a new tactic:
Centurion: The wreath goes to the highest bidder!
However, only 66 days later ...
Emperor: HEY!
And the next emperor fared no better. Rome was clearly falling apart.
