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February 19, 2009
Augustus Galerius, infuriated, marched his own army towards Rome. But once again...
Galerius: Alright men! It's time to kick some
fwap
Galerius: men?
chirp chirp
Galerius escaped with his life.
After Galerius had been thwarted, Maxentius and Maximian ruled in peace for about a year. However, there must have been a falling out between father and son.
307 A.D.
Maximian: slowly...
Maxentius: (whistles)
Maxentius: AHA!
Maximian: gasp!
Maximian fled and took refuge with Constantine.
In desperation, the legitimate emperors roused the old and beloved emperor, Diocletian.
Maximian: I mean my own son! He just doesn't trust me at all, and I don't
Constantine: Maximian is staying with me and he's kind of annoying and I'm --
Galerius: They kicked me out of my own country. I mean, my OWN country --
Diocletian: LA LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING!!!
Galerius: Here, take this! Become the emperor again and this whole thing will be fixed!
ta da
Diocletian: WHAT?!
Diocletian: Look at this CABBAGE!
Taaaaa Daaaaaaaaaaa!
Constantine: Do you see this cabbage?
Galerius: I ... I see the cabbage, Diocletian...
Diocletian: If you could truly see the beauty of these cabbages, you wouldn't even consider making this request.
Constantine: I don't get it.
