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April 23, 2009
He was a doooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
I mean honestly, what other sorts of catchy tunes could you sing about Jesus? It’s got to be simple so that the commoners could remember it.
Plus I’m convinced that Father Arius pranced and capered around exactly this way.
Constantine: Arius? That fellow in Alexandria? Didn't you guys excommunicate him?
Bishop 1: Yes, but Licinius helped him before you... um. Anyway, he's back now. And as heretical and popular as ever.
Arius: Dooooooooooood! DAH!
Angry bystander: You're wrong! Jesus is God!
Arius: Ooooooh, Jesus was a dude!
Crowd: A doot doot dude!
Constantine: Sooo... you let him come back?
Bishop 1: He's too popular! Riots broke out when we tried to turn him away.
Bishop 2: Plus, catchy tunes.
Constantine: Okay, I'll issue an imperial decree. Just remind me what the fight is about.
Bishop 2: Well, the true Christian faith holds that Jesus and God are one - a belief called 'homoousios.'
Bishop 3: Arius is touting that they are made of similar but different substances, a belief called...
Arius: Homoiousios! Everybody!
Crowd: Hoooooooooomoiousioos! Yeah!
Constantine: An "i"? This is all over an extra "i"?
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HAHAHAH “Plus catchy tunes.” Just wanted you to know I was still reading along!
Thanks Sam! (Can I call you Sam?) We’re still in the stage of experimentation with Emperors, trying to figure out what works and what doesn’t. So your support means a lot to me!
*tee hee* “Sam” is just fine. And Keep Experimenting! I love watching.