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April 28, 2009
It’s time to spot the Arius! Hint: There are one-and-a-half sightings of him on this page.
(Check the transcript for a link explaining who exactly “Meletius the jerk” was.)
Constantine's proclamation: It was wrong to ever propose such questions as these or to reply to them when propounded. Kay? :)
Constantine: All fixed!
This is the sound of his decree having no effect:
Arius: Hoooooomoiousiousiousiousiousious
Bishop: Stop! For the love of God!
Other Bishop: Sweet baby Jesus!
325 A.D.
Constantine: Right, you're here to solve the "i" thing and any other "issues" you guys are worked up about. I'm just here as an observer, you have to do it for yourselves. So, which one of you pointy hats wants to start before I Fall over and impale myself?
Anonymous Bishop: I do! Melitius is a jerk!
Meletius supporter: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Anonymous Bishop: I SAID...
The Council of Nicaea, aka the first great council of the church.
Hours later:
Meletius supporter: What?!
Anonymous Bishop: I said: Melitius is a jerk!
Meletius supporter: WHAT?!
Anonymous Bishop: I SAID...
Constantine: SHUT UP OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THE LIONS! I mean, uh... Just observing. Take five, everyone.
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I can see Arius once and hear him twice! That dude is incorrigible. How do I check the transcript?
Just click on the link that says, “view transcript,” underneath the description of the page.